1. Does it Hurt?
(Answer: Yeah! It hurts.)
2. Where is the most painful spot to get one?
Answer: Armpit
3. Why do you charge so much?
Answer: Because good drugs are expensive
4. Which colors are the easiest to remove by laser?Answer: There’s the door.
5. What if I don’t like it when you’re done?
Answer: See that wire brush over there?
6. Do you tattoo penises?
Answer: Yes, with a $450.00 handling fee plus the cost of the tattoo.
7. Are you any good?
Answer: No, I suck.
8. Do you mind if my 3 year old eats this chocolate bar while I look through your flash?
Answer: Die, Bitch, Die!
9. What if I pass out?
Answer: We dress you up funny, stick carrots up your ass and take pictures.
10. I need to have a couple of beers to do this, OK?
Answer: Sure. Now, where did you want the dick on your pinup girl?
